My husband is Asian. Which a lot of people are shocked by, because, usually, Asian-American women who, like, you know, wear these kinda glasses and have a lot of opinions, they like to date white dudes. You go to any hipster neighborhood in a major city in America and that shit is turning into a … Read more about Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 3 – White Dudes
Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 2 – F*ing Homeless
I grew up a lot this past year. Uh, this past year I also got married. Yeah. To a man who now has HPV. Very lucky guy. He gave me something. I gave him something. That will also last forever. No, really. I’m the lucky girl, because before him, I dated a lot of losers. Lots of losers. A lot of … Read more about Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 2 – F*ing Homeless
Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 1 – HPV & Hoarding
Um… It’s a very exciting day for me. It’s been a very exciting year for me. I turned 33 this year. Yes! Thank you, five people. I appreciate that. Uh, I can tell that I’m getting older, because, now, when I see an 18-year-old girl, my automatic thought… is “Fuck you.” “Fuck you. I don’t even … Read more about Ali Wong: Baby Cobra 1 – HPV & Hoarding
Seinfeld Routine 2: Airport X-Rays ‘n Restrooms
I love to travel. I love it whether it's a car or whether it's a plane. I like to get out there, I like to keep it moving. I love airports. Feel safe in the airports thanks to the high caliber individuals we have working at X-ray security. How 'bout this crack squad of savvy … Read more about Seinfeld Routine 2: Airport X-Rays ‘n Restrooms
Seinfeld Routine 1: NYC Cab Drivers
I know it's not easy for an audience to give a standing ovation. There's always a few people that don't really wanna do it. I've seen those people. They're always like... "Are we doing' this now?" So, anyway, I'm thrilled to be back here in New York. I love how … Read more about Seinfeld Routine 1: NYC Cab Drivers